and with that, i am off to work!
I saw this bum masturbating on the C train once riding uptown from West 4th late after a night of bar hopping. All the guys on the train were dying laughing, while all the girls immediately tried to leave the train as soon as they realized what was happening. The dude wasn’t trying to hide it either. He was sitting right in the middle of the train with legs wide open. Good thing he kept his tool under his pants, although he would smear the juices all over his face and sniff them once in a while.
He won the bum of the year that year. Funniest thing I’ve seen on the subway.
